||Advance scenes and text. Use this to advance the opening intro text (including typing STING), the title screen (1 player/2 player) screen on to the main game, and the game over screen to the crash screen.
||Movement. Up to jump, down to poo. Do not use arrow keys to move while pooing or eating poo. There's a bug in the engine that might crash the game and make you restart if you do.
||E is for "eat poo".
||In the main game, drop a brick on the player and return to the "you have died, try again" screen.
||In the main game, drop a brick on the player and go to the Game Over screen, where you can poo and eat poo as long as you like, before pressing N to go to the crash screen.